March 2012
“When Bjork said “i’ll fart into your pussy” is the hardest Scott Aukerman has...”
– Ben Schwartz (ep. 146 Comedy Bang Bang)
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I’m watching the episode of Friends where Ross and Rachel have sex for the first time and they are listening to Chris Isaak’s Wicked Games and I wanna die cause I am so horny and want sex.
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High-Skool Gem: “Death Perception”...
February 2012
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Comedy Nerds Unite!: Six Comedy Things that... →
comedynerdsunited:
Spoiler Alert! Billy Crystal’s jokes are not apart of this compilation.
1. The Dictator spilling the “ashes” of Kim Jong Il on Seacrest.
If I had to choose one person to dump Bisquick on, it’d be Seacrest too.
2. Dean Pelton Jim Rash wins an Oscar and wins at life.
Community, with…
except the Emma Stone thing made me wanna shoot my tv, cause I fucking hate her.
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“Sorry, I have a cold. This isn’t Whitney Houston bullshit. She likes crack and I like the other kind of crack.”
-Stephen Malkmus during a Pavement show in Auckland, New Zealand, March 1st, 2010.
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‘If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first class cabin and then me saying “OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry”.’
-Mark Wahlberg’s 9/11 comment
Questions actually worth answering. →
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1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time? 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on? 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would...
My frat boy side comes out: CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW... →
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“Would anybody like coconut water?”
– Analyze Phish
I laughed so hard at that part during Analyze Phish where there was a flask of Jim Beam found in a urinal and the cop said “give it a fucking try.”
I wish I was there with Harris and Scott and the whole gang.
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