April 2010
Apr 26th
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I believe in karma, but I hope it doesn't bite me...
That’s right, weird dude at that bbq party last night who looked like a bull, it was I who took the rest of your OT, and for that, I am kinda sorry. Now listen here, just hear me out…. I thought you were annoying. I understand we both brought the same bottle to this party, with the same amount of liquor, but the fact that you told me this like 2 hrs. after I had arrived and 1 hr....
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The Milwaukee Transit System--Another reason to...
Almost every single day I ride the bus. Do I enjoy it? No. Hell to tha motha fucking No! For example: last year I was riding the bus to Bayshore mall and this older (I’d say late 30s) man is obviously trying to look up my skirt, even though I was wearing black leggings so it wasn’t like he was gonna see my cooter or anything, I shut my legs anyways. I didn’t want some creep with...
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Welcome to my home, Christians.
Today, I had to wake up early to get ready for my Cousin’s bridal shower, and I had some time to kill so I walked to the library to renew my Howard Stern book. Anyway, as I was walking up to my doorstep I noticed two older black woman walking to my neighbor’s door. Now this puzzled me cause I thought, well what the hell do they want with those damn hippies?! Who are these ladies?!...
Apr 10th
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Bosom Buddies Reunite!!! Get out your lotion!!!!
Thirty years after they donned dresses and high heels, Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari are reuniting. The “Bosom Buddies” duo of Kip and Henry, who pretended to be women (Buffy and Hildegard) in order to keep a roof over their heads by moving into a women’s only hotel, will re-team to accept the “Anniversary Award” at the “8th Annual TV Land Awards.”  Now this is awesome because Tom Hanks is going...
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