My name is Anna. I live on the second floor. I live upstairs from you. Yes, I think you’ve seen me before.
ugh, I hate it when your lips get really chapped and then you bite them a little and then they start to peel and then you peel it until it bleeds and then you realize you have to poop.
ratsoff: THE BEST. (bbook / ifc.) THIS IS HANDS DOWN MY FAVORITE STRANGERS WITH CANDY MOMENT.
Sometimes clicking the “Pavement” tag makes me wanna gouge my eyes out…
slantedandenchanted asked: Hey baybay. Have you read Michael Ian Black's new book? 'sgood.
need to get fish n’ chips
themaskfromsupermario2 asked: Men in Black with White Shirts is honestly pretty funny.
jolieage: do you ever see 4 minutes and 27 seconds of a “special feature with commentary” episode of friends where the writers talk about their creative choices (bc you have run out of normal episodes to watch) but then you stop bc you want to slit your wrists with said DVD? ;-P hahahaha this is amazing.. yes! I’m usually really hungover!
I MISS SLUMBER PARTIES
corey-hotline: J.T.T 4EVER ME TOO. Except my J.T.T. was Adam Sandler, and one time during a sleepover my friend and I recorded ourselves talking to Adam Sandler on one of those Home Alone tape recorders… DON’T WORRY, WE NEVER SENT IT.. but I just remember at one point I was talking about how Men In Black should have been called “Men In Black With White...